Born To Be Miserable

Thursday, December 30, 2010

"The Sovereign LORD is my strength; he makes my feet like the feet of a deer, he enables me to go on the heights."

-Habakkuk 3:19

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"I WANT THAT ELEPHANT ASS SOLD!!!" : Point and Counterpoint by Kimberly Koerber-Bauer-Koerber

Heard from an anonymous source in Columbus, Ohio:

More will be revealed

"Why are they always picking on me?  I am a great Mother - I had relatives blighted out in Kenya, Africa also.  We were the victims of Organized Crime against animals in Kenya, Africa due to a created drought and we also had to be nomads to survive.  We have always been victims of poachers and those who just wanted to take "pot shots" at us.  Some of us were also Survivors, and others did not make it.  

Why can't we the Mighty Elephante' - the mammal- be saved. 
 Maybe this campaign statement means something else. :)"
                                       Peace and Love,
                                       Eunice the Elephant
Post Script:
The man who wanted the "elephant ass sold " was an innocent merchant who owned the "Dire Dawa" on East Main Street, in Whitehall, Ohiio just down from The Motel One.
He at the time said he was talking about a very large photograph which was in
front of his merchant counter in a frame, of a large elephant rear end, which had a little tail.  The man claimed he was not doing anything wring, but was not clear about "Which"
"Elephant ASS" he had a resentment against.  The Federal Government, corporations, and large conglomerates were sold out more and more within the last decade.  This immigrant from South Africa, a man who was an attractive black man, with a mean face, claimed that he was innocent, and will claim this to this day.  Yet - this man was on the communication network and was From South Africa.  The case never went to court as it was not filed.

In addition to this, South Africa and some, but not all African countries recognize cannibalism as not a bad alternative.  My story about a video called "Meat" talks more about this, but these things are examples of International customs and courts which intermingled with the old established Us\nited States customs and courts and
started to change social ;policy in Columbus, Ohio and probably many other areas if the field research was done.


Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Christmas gifts

Here is what I got for Christmas from "Offshore Drilling"

1.  Spongebob square pants 'candy dispenser (with a long pinnochio nose and blue eyes - (the classic 
crooked politician)
2.  A Large Hershey Kiss
3.  Life Savers ( so that 'the media does not pick this up')
4.  Kennedy money
5.  A blue heart

The thing was that there was also a picture from wrapping paper on Santa and Mrs. Calus in a red biplane
 with a blue background that matched the wrapping paper.

This was a government procurement.

I guess all of that "Offshore Drilling" finally amounted to something.


                                                                                                           Kimberly! ;)

(What can I do with the crooked politician?  Not really needed in my life! ;)) 

What is "Impugn"?

Close examination of a salad - bit by bit

Better image of what Ohio's Racketeering/whore ring did which included calling me names to help the Las Vegas drug/prostitution ring aka "I deserved to be abused" for one reason or another as most crooks, if allowed, tell their victim.
What does 'impugn' mean? ;)


with Anu Garg





verb tr.: To call in question or cast doubt upon.

Via French from Latin impugnare (to attack), from im- (towards) + pugnare (to fight), from pugnus (fist). Ultimately from the Indo-European root peuk (to prick) which is also the source of point, puncture, pungent, punctual, poignant, pounce, and poniard. Earliest documented use: 1384.


"'You can't impugn somebody's integrity without having proper evidence,' David Collier, chief executive of board, said earlier."

Huw Richards; Troubled Tour Ends for Pakistan; The New York Times; Sep 23, 2010.

Explore "impugn" in the Visual Thesaurus.

A Star is Born Again

December 29, 2010

Dear Las Vegas Police-

Happy Holidays!!! :)

Hello! I have been part of the police for many years (15). I was married to Jerry L. Bauer and got divorced. Prior to getting divorced, I was involved in a job which seemed to be in a cocaine type of environment. They had a sign out front - "Standard Brands" and were supposed to be packaging and shipping Royal Brand gelatin and puddings. To make a long story short, my divorce lawyer, Susanne Waldron from Wooster, Ohio came to court and would not get me a divorce settlement. Then they got fixated in this 'auditory mode' with Standard Brands and a sexual perpetrator there - Dick Lakin, who was supposed to be from Boston, Massachusetts. I never received my hub or police salary but became a victim of battery in this "intelligence' way and in life. I was evicted, robbed, and was a victim of sexual battery. One of the 'stars' chosen for Ohio by someone is a woman in a string of lookalike characters. She worked in a strip club that no longer exists, but appears to have starred in a movie called "Showgirls". (She was the blonde who was in the movie hitchhiking and was picked up by a man in a red pick up truck.) The thing is that she and others are connected back to Las Vegas. I think that these crooks fro years developed "Whigs" and the source of money for the Whigs appear to be street crime created and or illegal narcotics areas which do not exist. I realize that Las Vegas is a high crime area, and Susanne Waldron, who is in a 'string of different people using the same first and last name, has or had long red hair that is wavy. She would also be the legal protection for the prostitution/drug cartel. Here in Ohio these women are known to sell drugs out of cabs and or personal vehicles. Waldron also has a daughter who was a stripper in Louisville, Kentucky.

I, currently have no car, and have a missing son - Justin Jeremy Bauer. I obtained knowledge about cars being gotten in my name or names which are as follows:

Kimberly A. Koerber

Kimberlee A. Koerber

Kimberly A. Bauer

Kimberlee A. Bauer

Kimberly Koerber-Bauer-Koerber

If these crooks have cars in my name I would like to have them retrieved and donated to charity. This is a complaint, based on the fact that cars are driven around and then pedestrians are stopped in this ring and asked about drugs, but the people involved in this are generally not apprehended because the cars are in other people's names and they obtain fraudulent license plates. When I was 'bitten' by this originally, I worked at "Standard Brands" which was an office job and was before I got married at the age of 20. After divorce, crooks wanted me to recall this and followed me to other states to take identification, my birth certificate, and etc. I am not in a position of wanting to change me name at this late date thanks to being intimidated by crooks.

Because these women are pretty, they tend to make women who are not as attractive feel not as good, and this string is very manipulative with men. I don't know if this is a police cult or not, but I do not want my name used or associated with this venture. The other thing that occurred in conjunction with this is that I got a degree from the Ohio State University in 1990 in Social Work. This Social work degree could be used to kidnap. The crooks wanted the physical degree also, along with all of my family photos, and other things which had real value. The scam ran in Wooster, Ohio whereas I could not cash legitimate checks in banks there. One of the women involved in this bank scam is a beautiful woman with red hair and a freckled complexion. I am tied of being called names on line, and would like to file charges, but this appears to be a long string of people and I only have a few names. Listening to this at times is like responding to an obscene/harassing phone caller trying to be a big shot on line in front of all kinds of people who are on here and are listening also in this Columbus, Ohio city hub.

This pretty blonde woman from "Showgirls" the movie is known as "Liz”, or go-go Lizzie. The thing is that I saw her show one time with my spouse when we were married and the woman was a loser on stage, she did not sing, dance, or do much but was obscene on stage. She took her clothes off, and opened her vaginal lips and masturbated on a pole on stage. The club is not there - it has since then burned down but these people are still around. The other point of interest is that they are supposed to now be heavily moneyed, thanks to programs like the "Whigs" program seems to work at everyone else's expense. Someone drew and submitted a cartoon picture of this woman with very long hair as "Disney's Cinderella Princess".

I would like to be able to move on with my life to another state and to a paying job, but this is still an unresolved issue here in Columbus, Ohio. I do not know who booked these bitches originally, but there also is a police group in Wooster, Ohio who call themselves "the Al Capone police gang". They are really police and carry guns. Things like this resulted in Columbus, Ohio being shut down at one point. I and others who become victimized by this ring do not know what to do but fight with them online. The other issue of relevance to this is that this Las Vegas prostitution/drug ring was absorbing "the Limited Companies" and claimed to be "Limited Companies models" until The Limited Companies filed complaints about this and said that these women were never them. These people are NOT from the other entertainment areas where the people actually sing, dance, and are entertaining. Some of these people also have Teamsters relatives, and this is a labor union which has always been crooked and was known to me when I was a kid in Pittsburgh, Pa. This ring is also associated with International crime. Your assistance in this matter would be appreciated.


Kimberly! ;)

Monday, December 27, 2010


This model represents a fly in the web, or sexual bondage.  she is a beautiful model and on the right side - is one black cord - the other side shows another black cord.  This model is athletically built.  She got 'caught'.  Below is the story about "Chick-In-A-Box".  Is this really a choice?  Something to think about...

The "Chick-in-A-Box" program or campaign is still around.  How this works is that you have to 'click on'
a box that represents a certain woman.  The woman masturbates on the computer screen in a little box which is at the upper left hand side of the computer screen.  They do not care if they are dealing with juveliles on the receiving end or not, and charge the vicxtim's phone a high rate.  These women in business are also pests, and are hooked up to the computer/television internet.  This occurred in Wooster, Ohio and is around in other areas. :)
                                                        Kimberly! :)

Ever want to be a Pagan?

This is a great book about The Christian Response to Pagans.  I wonder is Pagans all get in Ohio Deve'loop'ment Programs like sex with slaves, or maybe just a few.  Anyhow, this is an interesting book for reflection. 
On Global Wizardry: Techniques of Pagan Spirituality and a Christian Response

(ISBN: 0974689513 / 0-9746895-1-3 )

Jones, Peter R; Herrick, James; Montenegro, Marcia; Harvey, Linda; Klett, Fred; Doveton, Dave; Toole, Marcus; Gomes, Davi; Turaki, Yusufu; Ling, Samuel; Verarde, Randall; Stootman, Frank; Beisner, E. Calvin; Frost, Pamela;... Pelsue, Joel

Cars for free

This is an invitation to a group in another state.  :)  If this applies to you a reader of this blog spot, I would be very careful.
                                                                                     Kimberly! :)

"I hear that crooks has or have a car or more in my name. They ripped off my birth certificate, and all kinds of vital records to do this. Part of this abuse occurred in Ohio, and part of this abuse occurred in Kentucky. If you can find these cars, you can have it or them. I am presently on this day in history (December 27, 2010) without a car period and have been the victim of all kinds of games. I need to get a car eventually, but am not in the 'retreival' business'. My maiden name is Koerber and my married name was Bauer. The goons are always looking to play games. Want a car or two or three? You could help me out because these cars are illegal anyhow. Happy holidays! ;)"

P.S. - Gee whiz - don't say that I never gave you a lead. ;)

look for my also on under "Kimberly Koerber" (click on the cute cartoon face).

Sunday, December 26, 2010

The United States in Embassasment and Humiliation ( oops - I made a mistake!)

The United States in Embarrassment and Humiliation- A statue available in a store located next to the T.A.T. Restaurant - on Livingston Avenue.
The point is that because of some of the "Department of the Interior Problems" not being dealt  with and crooks hiring trash to get rid of police agents, we are in another war. 
A curled up American Flag and an Eagle hiding in the flag (or trying to) is an example of US  
policy that needs to be changed that originated in Ohio to assist Organized Crime. 
I got a great Christmas gift from the store owner - the point was that These "Friendship in 2002"
Christmas plates were indicative of a War that crooks started thanks to abuse like the types that I went through to then be stripped.  Goons then correlated this with a stripper or part of the sex industry.

"I think I am ready to move.  Why are we not supposed to be
stable and able to be found?
How come no one cares about this and similar issues?"

Avoiding Fraud

Because I became a victim of fraud and ripoffs, I decided that the best thing to do was to put something on here to help other people.  Compliments of
                                               Happy Holidays!
                                                          Kimberly!  :)
Kimba tha White Lion:  One foot in front of the other - toe the line.
You can sidestep would-be scammers by following these common-sense rules:

DEAL LOCALLY WITH FOLKS YOU CAN MEET IN PERSON - follow this one simple rule and you will avoid 99% of the scam attempts on craigslist.

NEVER WIRE FUNDS VIA WESTERN UNION, MONEYGRAM or any other wire service - anyone who asks you to do so is a scammer.


CRAIGSLIST IS NOT INVOLVED IN ANY TRANSACTION, and does not handle payments, guarantee transactions, provide escrow services, or offer "buyer protection" or "seller certification"

NEVER GIVE OUT FINANCIAL INFORMATION (bank account number, social security number, eBay/PayPal info, etc.)

Who should I notify about fraud or scam attempts?

U.S. Federal

Internet Fraud Complaint Center

FTC Video: How to report scams to the FTC

FTC online complaint form

FTC toll free hotline: 877-FTC-HELP (877-382-4357)

Consumer Sentinel/Military (for reports from services members or their families)

SIIA Software and Content Piracy reporting

resources for Ohio residents

Ohio Attorney General Consumer Complaints


Canadian Anti-Fraud Centre or 888-495-8501 (toll-free)


If you are defrauded by someone you met in person, contact your local police department.

If you suspect that a craigslist post may be part of a scam, please send us the details

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

All About Maggie by Kimberly Koerber-Bauer-Koerber

A cute brown puppy "hiding" and moving a toy.
                     "A Classic Brown Dog Story"

Maggie is brown, Maggie is large, and Maggie has beautiful brown eyes. She is an example of a large big good girl. Maggie is a large brown Labrador retriever, a female, with a wagging tail and a quiet, steady disposition. She is cute and furry but protective and intelligent at the same time. Maggie likes to eat and likes “people food”. She likes to open the “dog door” at home and let herself out. She also opens the refrigerator door and can feed herself if hungry. If not fed, as a ‘trick”, and if food is within her reach. Last night Maggie had baked chicken and steamed vegetables, in about five bites. Maggie also likes to go for walks with her dad, he on a bicycle, holding the leash, she running along side him. Maggie, a dog (not a human being who would object to being guided along on a leash) loves being guided and loves fresh air and exercise. Maggie is a dog that heals in her own way, but the person has to participate also, because Maggie is part of a breed – Labrador Retrievers, known to be highly intelligent and very, very versatile. The only child in Maggie’s family, Mark, a 10 year old boy is always sad. Mark could never get to school on time. Mark never has his homework done, or it is done with pencil smudging and eraser marks, and he is chronically late for class due to being avoidant. Mark would prefer not to be in school these days, but has to be there anyhow. He did not know why his parents fought all of the time, before his dad left or why he could not bring friends home with out his mother , who was a mean shrew embarrassing them, but that was Mark’s life. Mark cried, was avoidant, and was not able to focus on what his assignments were, and kept eating more and more and grew very large and fat. His alcoholic Mother, who had no friends herself, was not concerned about Mark at all other than to harass him about being fat. Mark knew why his dad left but was stuck there himself. His dad dropped off Maggie, who had visitation rights with the family one day, and rode off on his bicycle. Maggie, in her soft brown fur coat, sat there intently, looked at Mark, and listened to what Mark said intently, while cocking her head to one side. Mark knew that Maggie understood him, and was more that just a dog. Rain, rains go away. Why it is supposed to rain all day and night, Maggie, Mark said. Nonetheless, Mark went to bed, and slept soundly, When He woke up the next morning, it was still raining when the alarm clock went off. Mark walked sadly and slowly to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal, and his mother was still in b3d and would not get out of bed, no matter what. The curtains in her room were drawn, the room was dark, and “ah-choo”, “ah-choo”, “ah-choo”, was the response as Mark backed out of his mother’s dusty room. Smelly clothes, dust, and plain old grime were the decorations in her room, and the room smelled worse and worse every day, for some reason. Marks’ mother gained an enormous amount of weight over time and she, at about 5’2” tall weighed 413 pounds and could not at times pull herself out of bed for long other than to find a way to go to the kitchen to eat or to find a way to go to the local carry out to buy beer. Mark thought about the situation, and knew that if he stayed home, he would get in trouble, so he walked through the living room padded down the hall and started to go into his bedroom when Maggie went wild. For some reason, Maggie started circling around, chasing her tail, and then jumped up on Mark knocking him down and penning him to the ground. Maggie had her front paws on Marks shoulders with him underneath her. She looked at him and he looked at her. Mark was large and weak and Maggie the dog was large and strong, so Mark got stuck, and Maggie started drooling on Mark. “Yuck! Maggie – get off of me!”, but Maggie would not listen. By the time that Maggie moved, forty five minutes had passed and it was too late to go to school.

I too, am waiting for my next assignment.

The rain came down incessantly outside. It was grey and dark at 8:15 am and the rain ran down the downspout and off of the edge of the roof. Mark had gotten to a point where he learned to stop crying a long time ago, and was instead way too serious and generally depressed. The weather matched his mood which was the same that day as many other days. Mark sighed a deep sigh, and slowly walked with his head hanging down to his neat, well lighted room to lie down on top of the bedspread. He started thinking and thought that he thought way too much about little things and about what to do next – as if everything were a great effort instead of flowing easily. In this mood for about three minutes, stuck, Maggie ambled back into the area. Mark looked at her with something in her mouth and thought “OH No!’ but his fear turned out to be unfounded because the OH No was only his spiral bound notebook, with a pen stuck in the metal spiral. Maggie gingerly and very carefully placed the notebook beside Mark on his bed. As smart as Maggie is, being part of a dysfunctional family and all in addition, she can only do “Dog things” and is not a person. Maggie can’t write. Maggie can’t read, Maggie can’t be Mark’s parent, but Maggie wanted Mark to write that morning, and it was obvious. Yet Mark tried to ignore this.

Another "Classic Brown Dog" patiently

Mark got up and tired to leave his room and Maggie started gently growling a low growl. Then she started chewing the old ‘cot’ mattress, or Mark’s bed. Mark then though “You know, maybe Maggie has a point.”, and started writing, and writing, and writing. He wrote about how his mother’s behaviors affected himself. He wrote about how helpless he felt, and he wrote about wanting to run away a lot but not having the courage. If Mark had not fed Maggie, or taught her to eat, he thought she would have starved. Maggie really is my friend, he thought. This type of thing is called a ‘reciprocal’ relationship. Maggie helped Mark to start talking to others instead of being so sad and withdrawn, because as he wrote, he saw how he felt, and this was an important first step.

Although Maggie is not a trained guide dog, she could be in a new category of animals that comfort and heal children and many others. A new kind of guide dog for this era.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Crooks and Codependency : The "Hi Miss Kentucky" Story

Crooks want people to be codependent - to be afraid of them - and to continue to ruin a person's life - if possible. Crooks want me continue to be fixated on their abuse.  The predominant diagnosis given in regard to people like this would probably be something like  "Antisocial Narcissistic Personality Disorder", with cojoint features like various addiction issues.  These personality traits are positively associated with criminal activity, and in Ohio, hate crime.  See link:

Crooks decided that my Social work degree was supposed to be used by them, because I wanted to get a law degree.  The point was to block me in, ignore any complaint I filed through the governmental system here in Columbus, Ohio, call me a whore, mentally ill, deny me Civil or Human Rights, and continue the abuse in an effort to attempt to bully me out of the intelligence mode that they knew I have been in for the last 15 years with out any appointment, or money.  Crooks were trying to enable and legalize sex with minors because again, some 'important person" probably with personality characteristics that could be similar to those described above, wanted this.  Oh well.  I graduated from Ohio State University in 1990 with a Social Work degree while married, so crooks 'wanted this' also to ruin my life.  Crooks could not ignore me easily, unless they chose to on purpose or this was part of massive corruption that swept the state.  Many, many others have written about this topic, and to me this is boring at this time.  I would rather focus my mental energies elsewhere.  I got 'stuck' with crooks out of spite. 

There is a man who cheerfully greets me, when I see him in this way:  "Hi Miss Kentucky!"  I look at this man, laugh, and have told him many times, that I was never Miss Kentucky, but still he persists with this.  The joke is that crooks did not want me to compete, win, or even place.  This has been apparent for years.  I was never in any beauty pageant, because of harassment by a Nazi cult, but - the cult then caused all kinds of Federal shutdowns, including the money for the police id that I was in being robbed also.  Crooks in "Wooster, rat hole" were actually selling police ids which have to do with shutting down the intelligence system.  Many people heard this in this auditory mode.  Crooks have caused nothing but pain and abuse in my and other peoples lives for many years thanks to hate group activity and hate crime taking off in states like Ohio with no stopper, like local agencies doing what they were supposed to. 

I still "could be' various things, if I am able to run away successfully and get adequate support from elsewhere.   We encountered people who were so desperate to leave Ohio after the last strike or Federal shutdown occurred that they walked to other states, taking many months so to do.

The development program that caused things like this works like this:  Crooks use an accountant or accountants to shelter police and other government income, to create a large "Whig" or a better lifestyle.  An example of a "Whig" that burned up a lot of money and did little good is The Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure.  The website and the comcept are wonderful.  The event is held here in Columbus ohio, but The Columbus Dispatch keeps reporting that the event costs 2.2 million dollars but raises no money.  Participants are issued pink wigs or 'whigs'. The wigs look like clown wigs, and may be correlated with the quilt message that appears on a quilt in the basement of the Dorothy Day House with different female clown faces  that are sad.  This could correlate with the "Emmett Kelly concept" but for women - a sad clown.  The Emmett Kelly story and link are on my facebook page.  Emmett Kelly was a Barnum and Baily circus clown, who got involved in being a "witness" in crime - another siutaion involving crime and crooks.  Without adequate protection, we are all doomed to be 'sad clowns' - male and female.  Currently, NPR has a song of the day (today being December 20, 2010 entitled "The Death of a Clown".  I would rather not be a dead clown,. but would rather be happy, joyous and free and have a life. 

Narcistic personality diordered types are self serving, and should never go into public office.  Maybe the problem has to do with things like this causing a large imbalance and too many GOP types, or "elephants" as opposed to "The rest of us". 

More news about Ohio corruption:

The below letter was sent today to the Council on Women and Girls in Government Service via email:

Hello! I have been in this police voice mode for 15 years, and am a victim of crime and corruption due to the Administration of Ohio. They ruined my life! As opposed to putting me in an urban development role or police role or management role as they were supposed to with pay, they wanted to continue to trap me, with no salary, to continue to degrade the local economy, and call me a 'whore' and other names. This occurred during the Strickland administration, which is currently outgoing. Since I was a victim of fraud, I was not eligible for any other employment either. Crooks in Ohio continue to enable this fraud, and this is why I, who have been in the police for years, am interested in relocating to another state which is cleaner. This entrapment situation to enable terrorism and fraud never went to court in Ohio.


Kimberly! :)


Friday, December 17, 2010

The World of Hats

I could talk about the "World of Hats", because I have gotten to a point in life where I need to be able to "show" that I am acutally still functional and am maintaining what could be called "employment" of something like it.

Multicoloured knit hat:  In colours of rose, grey, green, purple.  (still have)
Black hat:  STILL HAVE.  In fact, I got another one that is even more menacing after someone though that the way to go was to "cause improvement" by subjugation and theft of the 'mean black hat'

It is important "I guess" (large sigh) to at times look at the world through "rose" or with the multivariated 'rose hat ' on :)


Look for the "World of Whigs" next!                                                                                                       Kimberly! :) 

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

"Why not get really thin, Kim?": Unanswered Questions about Battery, Drugs, and Eating Disorders

"Stick legs - red shoes, and someone else's life."
photograph courtesy of Aperture foundation:
 by Kimberly Koerber-Bauer-Koerber

Q.  What research is current (within the past few years) using case studies as they relate   to Ohio's Calli drug cartel, and eating disordered clients with cojoint battery issues? 

A.  Here is a good site about this eating disorder:

Here is another:

And here is a third:

Another issue that became part of Ohio's culture is battery, verbal, mental, or physical with an eating disorer and chemical dependency component.  In doing a quick overview of research available about this mental illness with a battery component attached, I came up with nothing this morning. 

There may be additional resources about the topic, but there are few of any self help resources available.  The American Nazi syndrome and the need to be 'perfect' is part of the illness here, and in additon to this, the need to control others and not be empowered to do so is another issue. with the "Cocaine America" cult, a criminal social policy movement.

Internationally, this was illegally funded based on 'rip-offs'  and created crime, including but not limited to fraud.  I
n addition to the above being an article on "Born To Be Miserable":  (, this was sent to:
Garrison and Associates, Inc.

4701 Olentangy River Road, Suite 201
Columbus, OH 43214
614.273.1400 (phone)
614.273.1401 (fax)

via email today, Febvruary 15, 2011.  They are with The Addction Studies Institute, at The Ohio State University, The Greater Columbus Convention Center, Columbus, Ohio  with a web address of

I don't have all the the answers but they listed above are part of The Ohio State University, one of the Big Ten Universities in the United States, and a listed Columbus, Ohio resource and 'teaching hospital'. 

Number One Son in the Rocks: Saying Goodbye :)

Maybe it is time to say "goodbye!"
photo courtesy of Aperature Foundation:

(Maybe it isn't!)

About the only type of person who might understand this is everyone - including anyone who has ever loved anyone else, ever been a parent and has had no resolution to a 'lost person' case before. 

Another scam: "New USA Funding": "submit credit card number to be considered." :(

Below is a real summary statement which is part of an application that I wanted to submit, but couldn't because I really am broke.  The application fee is $29.00.  The organization is online and is called "New USA Funding".  Their website is  This is another example of grant funding available for women and others effected by an out of control situation caused by the state/federal government in Ohio.    In other words, there are few if any legitimate resources available that I have encountered.  The state was trying to get people to sell their police/intelligence i.d by 'hook or by crook' to enable foreign gateways, which then caused a was and shutdowns, yet is still not willing to admit that they were the damaging party in this. 
Application Question Summary

Citizenship Status: U.S. Citizen

Types of funding areas you are interested in?

Education / Tuition Personal Assistance

Business Research

Housing Real Estate

1st Time Home Buyer

How much money do you need? $100,000 or More

Describe what you will use the money for:

I have no "anything" at this time. I am interested in reestablishing a business, getting a vehicle, and relocation. The state of Ohio caused a great deal of loss and was not interested in compensating victims of crime. Instead, we the victims, were supposed to "have to" live in old, shared, slavery housing as some kind of punishment. Crooks took properties and gutted the inside, making many bedrooms per house which were shared with others, and made this 'free housing'. Then, victims were supposed to participate in mob or criminal activity as forced coercion. The state of Ohio also found ways to rob police, and refused to pay people their hub salaries, in an effort to continue to force federal shutdowns and hostile escheat of corporations and entities to run 'cocaine' and other illegal drugs with a known 'confidence' gang. The matter is under investigation. I was operating a business from my home which had to do with investigations in an abusive area, which was my ex-husband's hometown. I was also abused by my ex husband who did not want to provide financial support or a divorce settlement, with his friends. In Ohio, they established illegal terrorist gateways and kept trying hard to shut down the intelligence system, to avoid being sued. I was not able to become gainfully employed in Ohio thanks to identity fraud, and am looking for a total "restart" in all ways. Any amount of money would be helpful, but I selected the highest category listed on your pull down menu with 'great expectations' and prayer. :) Happy Holidays!

What unique things would separate you from other applicants applying for this money?

I am inventive, creative, and versatile, and would like to have a copy of the criteria that you established to judge people who "stand apart from others" before answering this question.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Enter These Latkas in the "Competition".....P.S. - "WE ARE NOT JEWS - (hear that Nazis?)"

Non Ethnic Latkas

by Kimberly Koerber-Bauer-Koerber

4 eggs
3/4 cup of flour or matzo meal
5 medium raw potatoes
1 whole onion
low fat cooking oil
1/2 pound of imitation bacon

1.  Fry bacon in a non fat skillet.  Crumble and set aside.
2.  Scramble eggs lightly with a fork.  Set aside.
3.  Peel onion.  grate on hand grater.  Peel potatoes and grate in same bowl.
4.  Stir Matzo meal or flour into eggs, stir in potatoes and onions, add crumbled bacon.
5.  Use unsaturated oil to prevent 'greasiness'.

Triune Social Policy around Christmas

Mosaic Bridge of many pieces of life.

Walking the steep steps as a crime victim

On this day that the Lord hath made....

I passed some street ways of making money that are known to others in this poverty economy 
.  One person was a compulsive gambler trying to 'win' money but getting caught in an addiction
.  One person was downright nuts - trying to sell carwashes and acting out - shouting, screaming, running  across traffic, dumping water buckets and carrying on, and yelling at cars; making people afraid to use the person to use him as a car wash person.
. One person selling merchandise from the back of a truck in a parking lot, hoping to make some Christmas money

Wouldn't it be nice if people had an income and had an old social policy issue thrown on them in Ohio - like having some small police agent check or source of income instead of none to then gain on, incrementally.  This could cause people to compete in a more positive away and clean up areas with the least amount of damage or impact.  

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Bring on the Black Bears!

We are the Champions...We are the Champions...We are the Champions.... of the World.

Kroger Stores and Hee Haw or "What Color Are Your Greens?"

  • written, complied and edited by Kimberly Koerber-Bauer-Koerber
Kroger Stores seems to have a handle on their own version of hee-haw.  Here, in Columbus, Ohio, the Bexley/Columbus store had someone who decided to put out broken white bread pieces with a thick, heavy vinegar dressing.  The combination was not very good, particularly before Hanukkah as a reminder that we are all supposed to be martyrs.  I do not like the positioning and notified Kroger stores about this.  In Louisville, Kentucky, the Kroger store was not bad, but I was supposed to be some kind of a victim of a scam, called 'fat' all of the time, as fired for 'eating' crooks claimed 'in the background' although management did not say this.  Management cut my hours and told me nothing about this, but I was the youngest one there.  (Generally, based on past experience with the topic, when crooks start abusing ANYONE and or call them names, there is some kind of drug cult backing right round the corner. ) There was a manager from Nigeria working there at that Kroger in addition to others who were fingerprint identified as a part of employment at Kroger."   

Kroger has been around for a long time.  The following story is compliments of

"History of The Kroger Company

The Kroger Company is the leading grocery retailer in the United States. It operates more than 1,300 supermarkets in 24 states across the country, primarily in the Midwest, South, Southeast, and Southwest. More than 1,050 of these are under the Kroger name, with the remainder operating under such names as Dillon Stores, King Soopers, and Fry's through its Dillon Companies, Inc. subsidiary. More than 93 percent of the company's sales come from its grocery operations, with most of the remainder coming from the more than 800 convenience stores Dillon operates under various names in 15 states. Kroger also operates 37 food processing facilities that produce dairy products, bakery goods, deli items, and other grocery products.

The Kroger Company traces its roots back to 1883, when Bernard H. Kroger began the Great Western Tea Company, one of the first chain store operations in America. Kroger left school to go to work at age 13 when his father lost the family dry goods store in the panic of 1873. At 16, he sold coffee and tea door-to-door. At 20, he managed a Cincinnati grocery store, and at 24, he became the sole owner of the Great Western Tea Company, which by the summer of 1885 had four stores. Kroger's shrewd buying during the panic of 1893 raised the number to 17, and by 1902, with 40 stores and a factory in Cincinnati, Kroger incorporated and changed the company's name to The Kroger Grocery and Baking Company.

Kroger Company historians characterize B. H. Kroger as somewhat of a "crank," fanatically insistent upon quality and service. Profanity was called his second language; he often advised his managers to "run the price down as far as you can go so the other fellow won't slice your throat."

Part of Kroger's success came from the elimination of middlemen between the store and the customer. In 1901, Kroger's company became the first to bake its own bread for its stores, and in 1904, Kroger bought Nagel Meat Markets and Packing House and made Kroger grocery stores the first to include meat departments.

This important innovation, however, was not easy. It was common practice at that time for butchers to short weigh and take sample cuts home with them, practices that did not coincide with B. H. Kroger's strict accounting policies. When Kroger installed cash registers in the meat departments, every one of them inexplicably broke. When Kroger hired female cashiers, the butchers opened all the windows to "freeze out" the women and then let loose with such obscene language that the women quit in a matter of days. When Kroger hired young men instead as cashiers, the butchers threatened them with physical force. But Kroger was stubborn, and in the long run his money-saving, efficient procedures won out.

From the beginning, Kroger was interested in both manufacturing and retail. His mother's homemade sauerkraut and pickles sold well to the German immigrants in Cincinnati. And in the back of his store, Kroger himself experimented to invent a "French brand" of coffee, which is still sold in Kroger stores.

The Kroger Grocery and Baking Company soon began to expand outside of Cincinnati; by 1920, the chain had stores in Hamilton, Dayton, and Columbus, Ohio. In 1912, Kroger made his first long-distance expansion, buying 25 stores in St. Louis, Missouri. At a time when most chains only hired trucks as needed, Kroger bought a fleet of them, enabling him to move the company into Detroit; Indianapolis, Indiana; and Springfield and Toledo, Ohio."

When America entered World War I in 1917, B. H. Kroger served on the president's national war food board and on the governor of Ohio's food board. His dynamic plain speech raised substantial amounts of money for the Red Cross and Liberty Bonds.

After the war, The Kroger Grocery and Baking Company continued to expand, following Kroger's preference for buying smaller, financially unsteady chains in areas adjacent to established Kroger territories. In 1928, one year before the stock market crashed, Kroger sold his shares in the company for more than $28 million. One of his executives, William Albers, became president. In 1929, Kroger had 5,575 stores, the most there have ever been in the chain.

Since the turn of the century, chain stores had been accused of driving small merchants out of business by using unfair business practices and radically changing the commerce of communities. In the 1920s, an anti-chain store movement began to gain momentum. Politicians, radio announcers, and newspapers talked about "the chain store menace." People feared the rapid growth of chains and their consequent power over their industries. Because the grocery industry was so much a part of most people's lives, food chains such as Kroger bore the brunt of public complaints.

Chain store company executives soon realized they would have to organize in order to prevent anti-chain legislation. In 1927, the National Chain Stores Association was founded and William Albers was elected president.

When Albers resigned as president of Kroger in 1930, he also resigned as president of the organization. Albert H. Morrill, an attorney who had served as Kroger's general counsel, was elected president of both in his stead. Morrill faced not only the economic challenges of the Great Depression, but also the political challenges of the growing public distrust of chain stores.

With the limited transportation and communication systems of the time, the company had to decentralize in order to grow. Morrill established 23 branches with a manager for each branch, and hired a real estate manager to close unprofitable stores. He also implemented policies that guarded against anti-chain accusations, while encouraging customers to shop at Kroger stores.

Instead of going through the usual channels for buying produce, The Kroger Grocery and Baking Company began to send its buyers to produce farms so they could inspect crops to ensure the quality of the food their stores sold. This counteracted the frequent complaint that chain stores sold low-quality foods. This policy eventually resulted in the formation of Wesco Food Company, the Kroger Company's own produce procurement organization.

Morrill also began the Kroger Food Foundation in 1930, making it the first grocery company to test food scientifically in order to monitor the quality of products. The foundation also established the Homemakers Reference Committee, a group of 750 homemakers who tested food samples in their own homes.

In 1930, one of the company's southern managers, Michael Cullen, proposed a revolutionary plan to his superiors: a bigger self-service grocery store that would make a profit by selling large quantities of food at low prices that competitors could not beat. But at this stage, Kroger executives were wary of the idea, and Cullen went on alone to begin the first supermarket, King Kullen, in Queens, New York.

Throughout the Depression, Kroger maintained its business; by 1935, Kroger had 50 supermarkets of its own. During the 1930s, frozen foods and shopping carts were introduced, and the Kroger Food Foundation invented a way of processing beef without chemicals so that it remained tender, calling the process "Tenderay" beef.


re: The Kroger Company - Company Profile, Information, Business Description, History, Background Information on The Kroger Company

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Go Bexley Police!!

Dog and Butterfly - a musical commentary about organized crime couples

Below are the lyrics to "Dog and Butterfly" ( by Heart_) - one of my favorite songs as a young person:

There I was with the old man

Stranded again so off I'd ran

A young world crashing around me

No possibilities of getting what I need

He looked at me and smiled

Said "No, no, no, no, no child.

See the dog and butterfly. Up in the

Air he like to fly." Dog and butterfly

Below she had to try. She roll back down

To the warm soft ground laughing

She don't know why, she don't know why

Dog and butterfly

Well I stumbled upon your secret place

Safe in the trees you had tears on your face

Wrestling with your desires frozen strangers

Stealing your fires. The message hit my mind

Only words that I could find

See the dog and butterfly

Up in the air he like to fly

Dog and butterfly below she had to try

She roll back down to the warm soft ground

Laughing to the sky, up to the sky

Dog and butterfly

We're getting older the world's getting colder

For the life of me I don't know the reason why

Maybe it's livin' making us give in

Hearts rolling in taken back on the tide

We're balanced together ocean upon the sky

Another night in this strange town

Moonlight holding me light as down

Voice of confusion inside of me

No begging to go back where I'm free

Feels like I'm through

Then the old man's words are true

See the dog and butterfly

Up in the air he like to fly

Dog and butterfly, below she had to try

She roll back down to the warm soft

Ground with a little tear in her eye

She had to try, she had to try

Dog and butterfly


I was married at 20 years of age and stated married for 16 years.  This sad "Dog and Butterfly" political launch is to date -  courtesy of Teamsters and the drug cult. 

Codependency and Crooks - Why does the Teamsters Organization 'suck'?

I am currently a victim of the same type of thing that many others in the intelligence system had to put up with - abuse and codependency issues.  The crooks in Wooster, Ohio were not picked by me ever, but got into heavy Teamsters abuse there.  I did not want to have to put up with this.  I met Mr. John Drilling at the Salvation Army Homeless Shelter in Wooster, Ohio.  If not for being abused by a cult, I would have never been there, because I have always been highly motivated to succeed in life.

The point is that someone in the background has a codependency issue and is fixated on Mr. Drilling - the same Mr. Drilling who is now known as "Offshore Drilling" and said he is not interested in being 'ythe police'.  He seemed to be alright at first, but then had some kind of a relapse and started picking up whores/strippers in Louisville, Kentucky, while I was in the shelter.  Now, because of Christmas coming up and the man wanting to abuse me in some way again (in addition to him threatening me about having friends of any kind), he is on a hate related campaign whereas I am supposed to be employed when he knows I can't be.  I was set up for a political launch band was involved in this for ten years before they illegally evicted me in Wooster, Ohio. 

After Drilling relapsed with prostitutes in Louisville, Kentucky, when I stayed at the shelter, he decided that he did not want to be there with me on the front of back porch of the Episcopal Church with blacks and the church who were creating a social policy issue - which I somewhat detailed on this very blog spot.  After he relapsed, he started saying that he liked Sara Palin - the same woman who seems to be in "segments" or 'pieces'  with one daughter (who are different people) and is the same woman who was teaching her daughter Bristol to open fire and reload on a television 'short' to show what kind of values the woman is promoting in the youth areas.  I suspect that these crooks are tied into the sex industry, and the 'positioning' always had young woman fighting with teenage girls or people close to this age.  

T'would be nice to go to a Hollywood Premiere or have something of value to re all as 'special', but Mr Drilling does not have any money and has to work a lot of hours, as he says, and I can't get hired in Ohio, thanks to games being played.  This 'relationship' occurred after I was in the 'police' mode for 10 years, and was not interested in dating anyone, because of things like this occurring before.  I really just wanted be left alone, after the perpetrators decided that i was supposed to be homeless, penniless, mentally ill, and have no life but would have to pick one of them or live at the shelter with trash who was playing games so that their whores could be included in this massive "'Teamsters" game. 


Because crooks aborted my political launch, which I think was supposed to be either into Urban Development, or into Managment, and know that I have not been able to become hired thanks to what they did, I am supposed to be battered verbally by Drilling, called names by other Klan members in the intelligence mode, and called lazy.  Drilling also now does not want me to "go to the library daily" for some reason and is apparently caught up in some kind of a gig that involves underage whores again, or "prunellas" or 'protectors of organized crime activity, from Wooster, Ohio.  Drilling claims that he does not have a problem with theses people at all.  Crooks in the background seem to care about my living with Drilling, more than he does.,  Crooks wanted me to be helpless, hopeless, have no place to live, and be stuck.  Crooks are in our intelligence system too, and are generally not disciplined at all.  I would prefer to be in a more compatible circumstance than this, but this is what crooks want me to be fixated on.  This is another way to ruin my life, because I keep ignoring them.  I am more interested in other things than them to be honest.  Crooks though insist on menacing me and affecting my life when I ignore them. 

All of this is an example of "Teamsters" activity.  Teamsters is ineffectual in regard to representing people at places of employment, as they still are at UPS, although UPS employees have no choice about joining Teamsters, but they come up with all kinds of abuse like this for victims who are not them or who are 'just police agents' or 'just police'.  The 'high class political launches that teamsters came up had to do with selling people out in one way or another ALWAYS, not sometimes. 

I never wanted to be a victim of organized crime, but am in a "bourne i.d."  This means that I was born with the problem, and have had abuse problems all of my life because of crooks.  Because of 'testimony' against them,. I am supposed to now be mentally ill, and 'have always been mentally ill' according to the crooks.  This case has never been represented in court, and if it was in Ohio, the case would be so skewed that it would not really matter.  (When distributions are skewed, this means that scores within that distribution are piled up on one end [or tail] more than on the other.)

This is why I have tried to occupy myself with other things.  Crooks also got into this 'thin' cult, which has to do with another facet of organized crime.  I suspect that this is to perpetuate another aspect of the cult.  I would rather just say no to this group since they created nothing but damage in my life, but it looks like I 'have to' deal with people like this in order to be freed from them.  These crooks are always trying to create 'drug trigger' issues or codependency in addition to fear, if they can get away this.  I am also currently in a state "Development' role, but crooks want me not to be this either at this time.  I do not get paid a dime for this role.  At the age of 52, I realize that crooks trapped me, surrounded me, and made my life into something I did not want it to be forever. 

Observing from 'the planet Earth'.
Wooster police told me that they were not able to provide Federal protection, and would not investigate the disappearance of our son - Justin Jeremy Bauer - born on December 31, 2010.  This could have been a death and could be someone's 'policical launch money'.  I never sought out these pe9ole, or put myself in a position of being positioned against these 'dirty deeds' people - black or white.  This positioning originally occurred because I was an 11 year old kid, getting off of a city bus in Brentwood, Pa., after going to Confirmation classes at the Episcopal Church in Whitehall, Pa, and a group of drunken youth (probably some of whom are now in these 'political launches') hit me with a car while crossing the street.  My dad died as a result of these coots and they are still harassing me for some unknown reason.  This is what an incompatible relationship with a group of people looks like.  

The investigation of all of this had to be done, because no one else seemed to care but the people affected and the people affected in many cases were injured, or missing, which I fear happened to my son Justin. I would like to move to another state, but if this occurs, I suspect that crooks will stalk me to there.  What happened to fifth amendment rights - and being protected for testimony?  In Ohio, things went from bad to worse when people no longer had rights.  

Episcopal/Anglican Church Shield in blue

Episcopal/Anglican Church Shield in blue
"I have been a member of the Episcopal Church all of my life"

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