Seeking a job in Government Relations or something similar.  I am attractive, somewhat athletic, legally trained, a degreed Social Worker, white, a person who thinks outside of the box, and more than able to fulfill the requirements of any job,                                                               BUT
                                                                         I am
                                         Not affiliated with Calli or any other drug cartel in any way... (Including the prostitution part) 
                Wooster, Ohio was not my hometown but a place to live at the time for me.
Resume is below:
KIMBERLY A. KOERBER-BAUER-KOERBER 
Allied Churches of Alamance County Shelter 
206 N. Fisher 
Burlington, N.C. 27215
(336) 298-3288: my cell phone number 
(716) 479-4527: fiancĂ©'s cell phone number – leave message
(206) 203-4349: computer voice mail – leave message
begonias2011@hotmail.com
Prior Married name - from 1980 to 1996: Kimberly (Kimberlee) Bauer 
Facebook: under Kimberly Koerber - I am the cartoon face wearing a hat and glasses. 
BlogSpot: http://www.BornToBeMiserable.blogspot.com 
Writing Website - (still under development): https://sites.google.com/site/theindigodrum/ 
Appeared in the Who's who book under the name of Kimberly Bauer for writing achievements. 
OBJECTIVE: 
To be gainfully employed with an industry or agency or freelance so that I can utilize prior knowledge and experience attained; to establish a mutually beneficial, challenging career relationship; and to continue to add to my educational, experiential, and knowledge base. I am interested in relocating. For the last year, and part of the year before, I gained field experience in a few states to deal with interior issues innate to Ohio for years. A writing project for the Federal Reserve is due 2011. Since burglary ruined my life in 2007, I now work from the public library. My writing site is http://www.BornToBeMiserable.blogspot.com. I am a member of the Episcopal Church and have been my entire life. 
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EDUCATION 
The Ohio State University 
(Bauer) 
Columbus, Ohio 
Bachelor's degree in Social Work - 1990 
GPA was 3.68 on a 4.0 scale in major area (Social Work) 
Licensed Social Worker in Ohio from 1990 to 2008 
*Continuing Education in the Social work Area from 1990-2010 at the rate of thirty ceus' every two years. 
Recent Workshops taken: November 2009 to present - Management Certificates in Quality Management; Organizational Leadership; OSHA Workshop: Workplace Safety; The Customer Driven Organization - Franklin University, Columbus, Ohio 
The Interactive Resource Center - Job Skills Training - May 2011 
WORK EXPERIENCE: 
Most Present : 
Self employed writer/researcher 
SOCIAL WORK AREA: 
Wooster, Ohio 
"The Indigo Drum" 
* fielded Wooster, Ohio area during government crisis. 
* was the caretaker of my ex-spouse who was in a wheelchair 
thanks to Multiple Sclerosis and maintained employment - and ran an agency called "the Indigo Drum" from my home (1997 - 2007). I became a victim instead of being able to get funding for the agency. Bankrupt agency shut down. :( 
* Beacon House - residential treatment center for women - Wooster, Ohio - Social Worker 
* Beacon Agency - Columbus, Ohio (Bauer) 
Caseworker in Foster Care 
Madison County Hospital - London, Ohio - Adolescent Treatment Wing - Field Liaison was position 
* Columbus Area Community Mental Health - Columbus, Ohio 
Caseworker in Mental Health 
* Caretaker to spouse in wheelchair (Jerry L. 
Bauer) stricken with Multiple Sclerosis and other medical ailments - Wooster, Ohio (Koerber) 
* Ohio State University Social Work Field Placements: (Bauer) 
a. Columbus Health Department: Columbus, Ohio 
b. Franklin County Children's Services - Columbus, Ohio 
c. Franklin County Legal Aid Services - Columbus, Ohio 
* Meals on Wheels volunteer - Akron, Ohio (Bauer) 
* Suicide Prevention Hotline volunteer: 
Medina, Ohio (Koerber) 
* Ran educational playgroups for my son when he was very young to enhance his socialablilty with other children and meet woman with children - Alliance, Ohio, and Dover, Ohio. The playgroups moved from home to home. 
FIELD RESEARCH/CLERICAL/OTHER 
* Contribute daily to my blog spot called "Born To Be Miserable", http://www.BornToBeMiserable.blogspot.com 
*Canvasser for Mayor Coleman and the Democrats- 
door to door polling and running campaign literature 
for November 2007 election - Columbus, Ohio. (Koerber) 
*Got door to door signatures on petitions to get the Ohio Casino Project on the ballot, Columbus, Ohio.(Koerber) 
* Wrote a book called "Gangs and Me: A Tale of Terror - My real Life Story", which became a victim of piracy and abuse - and was on the internet as a site, but was removed by crooks. 
* poetry 
Wooster, Ohio 
*Demos for food products at Wal-Mart and others, also focus groups (marketing) for west side 
Columbus, Ohio Market Research Company 
* Ohio State University - Drs. Kilty and Richardson: (Bauer) 
Field Research for private study on retirement and gender 
* Hart Research: Akron, Ohio (Koerber) 
Telephone Polling 
* Ameridial: Wooster, Ohio (Koerber) 
non-profit fundraising on phone for various contract 
entities that Ameridial had 
* Interior Plant Specialists: Columbus, Ohio (Bauer) 
horticultural technician in field with various accounts 
* Appropriate Solutions: Columbus, Ohio (Bauer) 
Market Research 
* United Parcel Service: Columbus, Ohio (Bauer) 
Cross trained clerk while in college 
* Spray-A-Lawn: Akron, Ohio (Bauer) 
Secretary - Internal Customer Service 
* U.S. Census Bureau: Columbus, Ohio and Wooster, Ohio (1990 and 2000 censuses) (Bauer) 
Also: experience for different temporary agencies in 
various capacities including: 
*accounting clerk 
*receptionist 
*data entry 
*teletype clerk 
*switchboard operator 
*file clerk 
*per diem factory labor 
*driver of vehicles for Auto Auction 
SERVICE INDUSTRY/ WAREHOUSE/FACTORY: 
*Kroger Grocery Stores, Inc. (Koerber) 
6900 Bardstown Road 
Louisville, Kentucky 
40291 
*One Force Staffing (Koerber) 
1155 S. Fourth Street 
Louisville, KY 40203 
*Labor Ready (Koerber) 
1584 E.10th Street 
Jeffersonville, Indiana 
47130 
*Labor Works (Koerber) 
3206 Preston Highway 
Louisville, KY 40213 
*Marketing Research of 
Kentuckiana (Koerber) 
1250 Bardstown Road 
Louisville, Kentucky 
40202 
*Extension Staffing Services 
Market and 15th Streets (Koerber) 
Louisville, Kentucky 
40202 
*United Parcel Service 
Louisville Air District - 226 
Louisville, KY (Koerber) part time peak season 
employee until December 31, 2008 
*Whirlpool Corp 
1300 Marion-Agosta Road 
Columbus, Ohio 43213-2435 
(206) 203-4349: leave message 
kkimberly@ymail.com 
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