Born To Be Miserable

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Another email from Africa - It is said that 'someone' was selling out the entire country of Nigeria....

Political did not offer asylum to victims seeking sanctuary from Africa, like the one listed below, and violated United Nations Policies.  An informant claimed that an African leader was killed when he came to the United States.  This occurred in Ohio.  Crooks distributed on the internet information telling people to ignore all emails coming from Nigeria because they were all fake.  Someone claimed that this was "Hearst" money.  This turned out to be funding from political crooks in Ohio, and was not tracable.  Below is another such email:

Sat, April 16, 2011 8:19:55 AMDEAR FRIEND,

From: Adu Bayaro Add to Contacts












"Politics As Usual" by Kimberly Koerber-Bauer-Koerber

To Father John Bauer, clergy
St Mary's Basilica
Minneapolis, MN

Dear Father Bauer,

There was a Bauer family member on the train from Raleigh, NC, which you can read about on my blogspot called "Born To Be Miserable", and a man who looks like another Bauer family member working as the guard at Weaver House who says he was in the Navy. But, crooks are involved with blocking the network still. North Carolina currently has a female Governor named Bev Perdue, The Governor's office here in NC was notified, and someone came on line and said they were Strickland. Ted Strickland was thrown out after fours of being the Governor in Ohio and was angry about this. Apparently he purchased Whigs for people and though he would be in office in Ohio for another four years and beyond that like Voinovich was in Ohio. The email below has to do with another monetary transfer. This transfer which is illegal to crooks in politics, but ok for churches, is what "Strickland" and other crooks were fighting about because they did not have to be accountable for this money ever. Then, they put a street hit on me, robbed me and became sex offenders with a black gang they hired. This also involved North Carolina because I think Strickland and some of the others from the state of Ohio were here also. Someone said they saw Grace Drake from the state of Ohio here in North Carolina recently. The email has to do with the Nigerian situation, which crooks wanted people to believe was fake along with the emails from Nigeria.


Kimberly! :)

P.S. - I had nothing to do with Bauer family members being harassed or getting racketeered.  If crooks want to make me into 'meat' for this reason, they are terrorists causing issues.  Crooks are affecting the US economy because Eddie Bauer will not develope in hostile areas.

Sat, April 16, 2011 12:28:33 PMI NEED YOUR HELP TO STAND FOR THIS TRANSFER($10M.usd).

From: MR GAZIK ZARAKI <>Add to Contacts



I appeal to you to exercise a little patient and read through my letter, I wish to contact you personally for a long term relationship and investment assistance in your Country, i will really like to have a good relationship with you and I have a special reason why I decided to contact you.

My name is Mr Gazik Zaraki I am in the Office of Auditing and Accounting File Manager with Bank of Africa Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. In my department i discovered an abandoned sum of (US$10M DOLLARS) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer (MR. RICHARD BURSON from Florida, U.S.A) who died along with his entire family on November 1999 in a plane crash.

I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($10M USD) to your account within 7banking days, while every necessary arrangement should commence after I have hear from you.

This money has been dormant for years in our Bank without claim, and I don't want the money to go into the Reserve Bank of Burkina Faso (RBBF), as an abandoned fund. So this is the reason why I contacted you so that the bank can release the money to you as the next of kin to the deceased customer.

Please I would like you to keep this transfer as a top secret between me and you alone ok.

I promise you that i will direct you on how this transfer will go successfully if only you can abide to my instruction.

Upon receipt of your reply i will give you full details on how the business will be executed.

Kindly send me this information below to have trust in you that you would betray me.

(1) Your full name...

(2) Your address...

(3) Country..

(4) Age...

(5) Occupation.......

(6) Private telephone number

(7) Sex.

l will send you my details of this transaction as soon as I hear from you thanks, trusting to hear from you immediately with your contact information

My Regards.

Mr Gazik Zaraki

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Lyrics to Maxwell's Silver Hammer written by Paul McCartney and John Lennon

Joan was quizzical; Studied pataphysical
Science in the home.
Late nights all alone with a test tube.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,
Calls her on the phone.
"Can I take you out to the pictures,
Joa, oa, oa, oan?"

But as she's getting ready to go,
A knock comes on the door.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.

Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again.
Teacher gets annoyed.
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
Sce, e, e, ene,

She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away,
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not be
So, o, o, o.."
But when she turns her back on the boy,
He creeps up from behind.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that She was dead.

P. C. Thirty-one said, "We've caught a dirty one."
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
(Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them
So, o, o, o.

But as the words are leaving his lips,
A noise comes from behind.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead.

Silver Hammer Ma, a, an.

"Add our expertise to your Google Web Searches"

Testimony and Fear and 'a thought stream' in regard to Guyanna, Africa by Kimbelry Koerber-Bauer-Koerber

                                                         A CARTOON OF EMMETT KELLY
                                                          FROM "TESTIMONY AND FEAR"

You mean even I, in the United States,an old hobo, have the right to make a
statement and be

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Is there a correlation between Jones Potato Chips, Medina student Carolyn Jones with insurance operative Jim Stiffler and Jonestown in Guyanna Africa? 

I worked at Buehler's Grocery store in Medina.  I could have gotten more involved with Jim Stiffler, a man who became the less popular and less well known candidate for class President who won, but chose to go on one date with the man, who was a relative of Stiffler Insurance Agency in Medina, Ohio.  The man had cleft palate surgery, and internally always had a chip on his shoulder, but was one of the people I was 'supposed to' date when I was in high school. 

He instead got involved with and married Medina student Carolyn Jones.  I guess I was not supposed to be a "Potato Chip Matron" - God's Will for my life was something else. 


Special Podcast from NPR about the economy of illegal drugs: In Particular Cocaine

Great email post sent from Narcanon of Oklahoma

contact address is

                                                                        101 Recovery Tips

                                                                          Recovery Tip #89

Do Not Talk Bad About Others

A truly good or social person is eager to relay good and positive news and reluctant to pass on bad news. The individual wants to make others feel liked or wanted and chooses to reassure someone rather than criticize them.

From time to time a person may speak negatively or derogatorily about others. This can especially happen when a person is addicted and feels bad about their misdeeds and wants to take the attention off themselves and onto someone else.

Recovery has many components. One should be treating others as you would like to be treated and not speaking badly or negatively about other people or groups.

For more information on Recovery Tips or to help yourself or a loved one who is struggling with addiction, contact Narconon Arrowhead at 800-468-6933 or visit us at

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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

All about NPR: People I would like to meet in North Carolina by Kimberly Koerber-Bauer-Koerber

Kimba, The White Lion as a young lion.

The new short blurbs online from different NPR personalities at WUNC here in Raleigh, NC. all with very familiar voices - more than familiar faces:

Melissa Block - host of "All Things Considered" : ..."What we do here sounds simple - we listen. ...We know the the power of the human voice and the story behind it - that is the stuff that holds us together."

Howard Berkes - NPR World Affairs Correspondent: ...."Good journalism.... It sheds light, not heat. It challenges our thinking instead of confirming what we already believe. This is good journalism, and this is NPR

Laura Sullivan - Crime and Justice Correspondent. "NPR is a community - it is a voice for people all over this country. When I walk into a prison, sit in a prison, ride in a police car, I believe I am there because NPR's l;isteners have asked me to be there - to examine and explore, and hold people to account, and it is really the only thing that matters. This is NPR.

Felix Contreres - reporter for NPR's Arts desk. "My speciality? Latino Arts and Culture. I work very hard to look for voices that are not always part of the Public Radio Community and put them on the air. It's a lofty goal for sure and not always easy, but NPR is committed to journalism that reflects all of us....This is NPR."

Nina Totenberg: NPR Legal Affairs correspondent. "When I write about the law, I am not writing about abstract legal theories. I am writing about people - parents, kids, business owners, employees, victims of crime and the accused. In short, I am telling listeners stories about the country, as seen through the lens of the law. It's what you have come to expect, and I am proud that this is NPR.

All of these people are available to be contacted online, just in case anyone is interested. this time, Public Radio and NPR are in danger of losing Federal Funding.  NPR has always offered great, interesting educational programming.  NPR is not a crooked politician, but one of the solutions.  Why not utilize this resource, and vote against National Public Radio losing it's Federal funding?   

Sounds great - but where are the people?  They can't be found.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

What is "Barefoot"?, by Kimberly Koerber-Bauer-Koerber

Barefoot is an interesting word.  It has many connotations and meanings.  Some positive, some not so great.
Recently, a circumstance happened, and I was a witness to it.
A woman asked why her boyfriend would take her shoes and leave her barefoot.  This situation happened, and she is still compllaining about it, right here in Raleigh, North Carolina.  I said, "Maybe the words barefoot and pregnant should come to mind.  Maybe the man is very controlling and wants to have trotal control."

She seemed to ignore that comment and said: "I filed a police complaint about it because I now have no shoes and have to get shoes."

Is this misogyny?  It really could be, and the police got involved but may have missed the greater meaning behind all of this. 

"Barefoot" was also how my son's old girlfriend Tiffany Maxwell graduated from high school.  She was pregnant and was told to leave high school.  She would have graduated from Wooster, Ohio high school, but was banned from there and went to the Christian Children's home instead.  I took a picture of her graduating from high school barefoot - with no shoes on, because her mother was there at the time, but was to drunk/stoned to be able to take pictures of her daughter graduating barefoot and receiving her diploma in her hand.  

Barefoot - because she was able to meet the requirements of graduating from high school, was there with peers she would have had if she went to that high school, and because she had to be better than the others to not drop out. 

"Barefoot" is also like a barefoot lawyer- or a crackerjack lawyer or crackerjack anything....someone who never went to college but attained better skills than others in their area. 

American Eagle in flight, with colors.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Findings about APARTEID in Raleigh NC on 04/11/2011 by Kimberly Koerber-Bauer-Koerber

Investigation needed

Raleigh, NC has some major issues this day in history.  
North Carolina "used to have" the textiles and tobacco areas:
Farming of Cotton and Tobacco and
Manufacturing the products here in the Southern Region.

Fabric Theft
On the freeway on the bus, we saw a banner that said "FREE FABRIC", with a phone number of
336-226-9000.  When called, the phone number was disconnected, and rerouted to this number:  1-800-229-3000.  When that number was called, it was a Medical Facility.  When I called 911 to ask about this, the woman on the phone said she could not run a trace, and had no idea why the phone number was down or rerouted to begin with.

Raleigh, North Carolina police
There is no way to file a police report online in Raleigh, North Carolina.  The website for the police is the City of Raleigh's site.  The following are the numbers to call in case of emergency:
Police Information

•Please call 911 in the case of an emergency

•For non-emergency calls, please call 831-6311 or 996-3335

•To report a concern with a City of Raleigh police officer, call Internal Affairs at 996-3155

•The Raleigh police information desk does not have specific information on Wake County court dates/traffic violations/district attorney questions. The number to call 755-4117

This was changed overnight.  Yesterday, the only way to reach the police was by email to a private email address or talking to someone in the police in person about an issue.  Raleigh, North Carolina is a fairly large city to have this type of problem in.
The Helen Wright Center for Women
Third, the phone number to the Helen Wright Center, a homeless Shelter for Women is disconnected. The number is 833-1748. This is the published number, and the number on all handouts given about Raleigh to homeless people or people coming in to Raleigh by "The Women's Center". If a person was calling from a pay phone they would be lost, because it is necessary to make multiple phone calls.  The Helen Wright Center requires that women call every morning to stay on the waiting list for a bed.  The working numbers are
833-7500 and 833-0332, but you cannot talk to a live person at these numbers and have to leave a message on the voice recorder and HOPE that they get the message and call you back. 
Female Slavery at The Raleigh Relief Mission
There was also a woman at The Raleigh Mission in thick, heavy chains.  She was in the shower area when I was there.  She was nude, taking a bath at the time, and had the thick construction chains wrapped around her ankles.  It was not really funny.  The Mission has many beds and keeps turning people away.  The people who stay there are not friendly.  The staff are not particularly friendly.  They issue blue hospital scrubs to sleep in as opposed to nothing or regualr pajamas for an unknown reason. 

Talking to yourself takes on a new meaning.
Conflicts with Drilling
I was fighting with John because he wanted me to stay there again or try to get in.  I was not interested.  One of the staff members there prays to Allah at precisesly 4:00 am everyday.  I was weeping while there and she came and got me, and put her arms down on the ground, on her knees in a prayerful gesture.  Finally she laid on the floor.  I left at that point to go back to bed, because my meditation period was over. 

April 12, 2011

The small library in the downtown area focesed on "Trafficking in Human Beings".  They have literature about upcoming events related to this kind of trafficking,.  One is a free luncheon on April 19, 2011 from 12:00 pm to 1:30 pm at the Express library, which is downtown, located inside of the Wake County oOffice Bldg - 336 Fayetteville Street.  Their phone number is 919 856-6690.  The lunchtime presentation is this according to the literature:
                            "We'll be talking about human trafficking and North Carolina:
                              - What human trafficking is
                              - human trafficking globally, natinally, amd locally
                              - assistance for victims
                              - and what you can do! "

from Wake County Public Libraries
Park in the Wake Co. Parking Deck (216 W. Cabarrus St.) and receive a voucher from the library!

This snake is prettier and much more whimsical looking than this snake relative who is supposed to be
a biological relative.

I picked the Whigs band because I thought they were good musicians, and were young people who were cute and needed a break.  My sister Cherie Newman, a suspect in other fraud and crime cases, like stea;ling money and other items from my house, a drug dealer , and a possible theft suspect in the case of Eddie Bauer, a retailer and employer to shut them down,  now says that these boys are her children.  They are featured on a Facebook picture with her.  I never knew this to be a fact before.  Newman is supposed to live in Chicago according to her description, but actually lives in Columbus, Ohio.  After Governor strickland was forced to resign based on corruption, he supposedly appointed her to some "State of Ohio" role, she claims. 

"All I ever seem to do is wait, and I am really cute.
  Why can't I get through?"
Also, a woman whose name was either Sammy or Tammy called and left a message on my voice mail.  I think this is about an opening or a bed at The Helen Wright Center, because all of the other numbers were disconnected.  The number given was (919) 833-1748.  When I called tht number from the Women's Center, it was also disconnected.  I know that the phone works there because I called my old debit cards to see if there was a balance.  I was able to get through to them and get new PIN numbers.  None of these old debit/credit cards have any money on them.  I have 3 or 4. 

Sunday, April 10, 2011

What is a HOOKAH?

In the vicinity of the Ohio State University, on a merchant window, is the bottom of a woman - Cartoon Style.  The woman is there with long legs, a short demin skirt, and high heels

Under the woman/s cartoon, is the word "HOOKAH".

Hookah is a smoking apparatus, a type of tobacco, and a 'type' of woman. 

Episcopal/Anglican Church Shield in blue

Episcopal/Anglican Church Shield in blue
"I have been a member of the Episcopal Church all of my life"

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Hello! I am a Social Worker (since 1990) and a writer. I am seeking writing jobs, funding for my Writing business called "the Indigo Drum" and a way to run an office again, plus a car.